Tuesday, April 30, 2024

Swipe Left for Love: App Enchantment

We all know many people find romance on dating websites and apps. Use your witchy tools of a pendulum and a whispered spell for swift and accurate swiping!

Still the pendant and hold it over the photo on the app of people who may be of interest to you, and then ask it to indicate yes and no. When you get a yes, swipe away! When you have found a person of interest, craft your first message to them, and speak this spell:

    God of love, fly my letter hence at the speed of light.

    May the arrow of love find a mate so right.

    With harm to none and blessing for all.

    And so it is.

Now, hit send. Make sure to have a charming response at the ready!

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